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Tongue Twisting Horse Race

A pair of dueling horses left an announcer at a New Jersey racetrack sounding more like a confused idiot. Track announcer Larry Collmus noticed “Mywifenosevrything” and “Thewifedoesntknow” on the card for Sunday’s seventh race at Monmouth Park in Oceanport, but he didn’t realize what he was in for. Collmus found himself in the middle of a spousal argument and described the action this way: “Mywifenosevrything. Thewifedoesntknow. They’re one-two. Of course they are!” At the finish he exclaimed: “Mywifenosevrything more than Thewifedoesntknow. Whew!” Larry’s call of the race has since gone viral on YouTube. Mywifenosevrything is trained by a woman, while a man trains Thewifedoesntknow.

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