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Arkansas Governor Race ‘All Shook Up’

Elvis Presley is running for Arkansas governor. No, not THAT Elvis. Elvis D. Presley of Star City filed papers with the secretary of state’s office yesterday to run as a write-in candidate for governor. Presley indicated in the paperwork that he wants to “supply the people with a broader array of employment and newer chain of state government. He declined to say how he got his name but says he is an Elvis impersonator.  

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