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Patriots Fan Busted For Bank Robbery - Have you busted someone because of Facebook?

Patriots Fan Busted For Bank Robbery
Seabrook, New Hampshire, police Lieutenant Mike Gallagher says one Patriots fan won’t be going to the Super Bowl. Benjamin Hammond has been charged with bank robbery. Investigators say Hammond’s Facebook page has a picture of him wearing the same Patriots cap and light jacket he wore while robbing two banks. Police say they found the clothes in a dumpster.

 

Jail Allows Online Visits - Should inmates be allowed to go online?

Jail Allows Online Visits
A county jail in Garden City, Kansas, now allows online visiting. Family and friends of inmates don’t have to travel beyond their computers. But this is no get into jail free program. The online jailhouse visits cost 50 cents a minute, or $10 for the maximum 20 minute chat.

Lost Cell Phone Found In Landfill - Where is the strangest place you have found your phone?

Lost Cell Phone Found In Landfill
The “Find My iPhone” app works – even in a garbage dump. Iowa resident Allison Peterson figured she had mistakenly dropped her iPhone in a recycling bin. She used the Find My iPhone app to follow a garbage truck online all the way to the dump. Her husband and several workers at the landfill sorted through the trash until they found the missing smartphone. Mark Peterson says he’s scored some brownie points with his wife. He also saved a lot of money by not having to replace the iPhone. Peterson sent a two-page letter thanking the landfill workers for their help.

Penguin Poops On Senate Floor - Think that is the first time there has been poo on the floor?

Penguin Poops On Senate Floor
Paula the penguin left a little something behind on the Kentucky state Senate floor – bird poop. Senate President Pro Tem Katie Stine brought the penguin along as lawmakers considered a resolution honoring the Newport Aquarium. The aquarium is being recognized for its work protecting sea life and penguins. Paula then made her contribution to the discussion.

FedEx Driver Makes Bomb Joke At Army Base - Funny OR Fail?

FedEx Driver Makes Bomb Joke At Army Base
A FedEx driver is facing a felony terrorism charge after he allegedly joked that a package was “probably a bomb” at a U.S. Army base. Military police evacuated 215 people from the U.S Army Corps of Engineers trailer and surrounding area at Camp Williams. According to officials, a woman asked what was in the package the driver was delivering to an employee at the base and he replied, “It’s probably a bomb.” He told cops later that he said it by mistake.

Man Arrested For Smoking Pot On Plane - What is the strangest thing you have seen someone do on a plain?

Man Arrested For Smoking Pot On Plane
Police say a 43-year-old man on a JetBlue flight from Orlando, Florida, to Newark, New Jersey, allegedly smoked marijuana in the lavatory. A flight attendant knocked on the bathroom door when the flight began its descent, and Adam Blumenkranz emerged smelling strongly of marijuana. When the flight touched down in Newark, police met Blumenkranz at the gate. He told them he was allowed to smoke marijuana for medicinal purposes and showed police a bag of marijuana and a glass smoking pipe. Police immediately arrested him. Blumenkranz was charged with possession of less than 50 grams of a controlled dangerous substance and possession of drug paraphernalia. He was later released.

Woman Tries To Deposit Stolen Soda Cans

Woman Tries To Deposit Stolen Soda Cans
A Lynn, Massachusetts, woman was charged with larceny after she allegedly stole 18 12-packs of soda and tried to feed them – unemptied – into a can-return machine. Tina Cafarelli was arrested Monday after a police officer watching loss-prevention video at the a Stop & Shop observed her purchase the 12-packs and immediately attempt to deposit the full cans of soda into the store’s digital can-return machine. Cafarelli allegedly purchased the soda with a stolen electronic benefit transfer card and gave police two false names and two false Social Security numbers when confronted. She was charged with larceny by false pretense, destruction of property, obstruction of justice and receiving stolen property.

Woman Accused Of Stealing Girl’s Dog - What would be a fair punishment?

Woman Accused Of Stealing Girl’s Dog
Authorities in Florida arrested a 57-year-old woman accused of shoving a 10-year-old girl to the ground and stealing her pet dog. The Manatee County Sheriff’s Office said the girl grabbed the pit bull by its collar around 4:20 p.m. Monday after it got away from her and fled into Pride Park in Bradenton. The girl said a woman, later identified as Catherine Warren, 57, pulled up in her car and told her it was obvious the dog was being abused and needed to be taken away. Warren pushed the girl to the ground and fled with the dog, deputies said. The deputies located Warren and arrested her on a charge of robbery. The sheriff’s office did not say whether the dog was returned to the girl.
 

$100 Hot Dog Includes Cognac, Lobster - Worth trying?

$100 Hot Dog Includes Cognac, Lobster
The world’s most expensive hot dog has debuted in Vancouver, costing $100 for the foot-long dog infused with cognac, lobster and Kobe beef. The founder of dougieDog Hot Dogs, dougie luv, said in a release his brainchild uses 100-year-old Louis XIII cognac that costs more than $2,000 a bottle. He named the creation the Dragon Dog in honor of the Chinese New Year, which this year celebrates the year of the dragon. The dog is nestled in Japanese Kobe beef from hand-massaged cows that are seared in olive and truffle oils, lobster shreds and a picante sauce whose ingredients Mr. luv wouldn’t disclose. He said he intends to contact the Guinness Book of Records to unseat the previous most-expensive hot dog at New York’s Serendipity restaurant, which sells for $69. luv said the new hot dog would be a regular menu item and not a limited offer.

Super Bowl Scarves - Good use of inmates time?

Super Bowl Scarves
It’s a warm souvenir for an army of Super Bowl volunteers. Organizers of the big game are giving blue-and-white Super Scarves to each of the 8,000 volunteers. The idea is to keep them warm in chilly Indy and make them highly visible during Super Bowl week. The scarves are six feet long and were knitted by everyone from great-grandmothers to prison inmates. The New York Giants and the New England Patriots will play in Indianapolis a week from Sunday.

Bud Lowering Liquor Level To Save On Taxes - What is more important, Savings or Acloho content?

Bud Lowering Liquor Level To Save On Taxes
The company that makes Bud, Beck’s and Stella Artois brands of beer is lowering its alcohol content in order to save millions in taxes. AB InBev is lowering the alcohol content levels from 5% down to 4.8%. In a report by The Grocer, they say the reduction will only affect sales in the UK. Ab InBe says they are making the change to save millions on productions costs, which will allow them to avoid a 7.8% price increase that is being imposed by some other beer makers.

Drone Pilot Finds River Of Blood

Drone Pilot Finds River Of Blood
A drone pilot hobbyist in Dallas stumbled across a river of blood coming from a large meatpacking plant. The small drone plane had a camera equipped, which captured images of the red river, suspected of being made of pig blood from the plant. The unidentified pilot said “Whatever it is, it was flat out gross.” The drone hobbyists says he captured the footage from the plant using only a point and shoot camera and a $75 airframe.

London’s Leaning Big Ben - What world landmark do you need to see in your life time?

London’s Leaning Big Ben
The landmark clock tower containing Big Ben at Britain’s Palace of Westminster, is tilting, while reports said the mother of all parliaments was slipping into the River Thames, raising fears over its future. The House of Commons commission, which is responsible for the upkeep of the 19th century neo-Gothic parliamentary estate popular with tourist photographs, was due to meet next week. Media reports said it would discuss a surveyors report which could recommend lawmakers move out for repairs costing up to $779.7 million. But a commission spokesman said there was no surveyor’s report, and members were only meeting to discuss setting up a group to look at general long-term renovation of the building. The clock tower, which houses the bell originally nicknamed Big Ben, leans about 46 cm to the left of its peak. A construction expert who worked on the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy and a multi-storey carpark under the houses of parliament in central London, said there was nothing to worry about, and it would take 10,000 years to reach an angle of concern. 

Granny Fights Off Moose With Shovel

Granny Fights Off Moose With Shovel
An 85-year-old Alaska woman used a grain shovel to fend off an agitated moose that was stomping her husband. George Murphy says his wife saved his life. The 82-year-old pilot, who flew for three decades for the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race, was hiking with his golden retrievers near the Willow airport on Friday. He saw the moose and dove in the snow, but the moose started stomping him. His wife, Dorothea, who is 5 feet tall and weighs 97 pounds, grabbed a big shovel from the back of their pickup truck and hit the moose in the body and head. “When it turned and started to go off slowly, I hit it with everything I had,” the 85-year-old said. She ran for help, and Murphy was rushed by medical helicopter to an Anchorage hospital, where he was in good condition yesterday with a gash to his head.

Missing Dog Found - More important to find your dog or car?

Missing Dog Found
Cody the dog is back home in suburban Washington. The dog was in a car when the car was stolen in Prince George’s County, Maryland, last month. Cody’s owners called police the other day to say they had heard from someone saying he had found their dog. Detectives went along with the owners to meet with the caller at a neutral location. The car had been found shortly after it was stolen. Police are still investigating.

 

Costa Concordia Put Up For Sale On eBay - If you could sell "anything" what would it be?

Costa Concordia Put Up For Sale On eBay
An Aussie, as a joke, tried to sell the stricken Costa Concordia cruise ship on eBay. The ad has since been pulled from the website. The listing read: “For sale, one cruise ship – slight damage to right-hand hull, mainly cosmetic.” The seller also warned the prospective bidders that there was “some water damage to interior” of the ship and said the new carpets may be needed. An eBay spokesperson said the ad, for which bidding reached $1008.88 with six days to go, was taken down because it was not appropriate for the website. There was a warning on the listing stating it was “obviously a fake and should not be taken seriously.” The website was flooded with questions in response to the post. One curious person asked if the rock on which the captain tripped before falling into the lifeboat would be included. The seller said yes.

Cats Causing ‘Conflicting Disabilities’ - Should animals be allowed to fly in the cabin of an air plane?

Cats Causing ‘Conflicting Disabilities’
Air Canada is complaining to the country’s officials about a problem caused by “conflicting ‘disabilities’“ when it comes to cats on flights. The airline was ordered by the Canadian Transportation Agency to either ban cats in the cabins of planes or outfit the vehicles with a cat-free zone with upgraded air circulation for passengers allergic to felines. Air Canada told the agency it was prepared to implement the buffer zones on most of its planes, but its fleet of planes do not have the capability for the upgraded circulation required. The airline said the situation presents a problem when passengers who need an “emotional support animal” wind up on the same flights as those with allergies. The airline said the problem is comprised of “conflicting ‘disabilities’ between a person with a disability by reason of their allergy to cats and a person with a disability having a cat as an emotional support animal.”

Pops The Figurine Collector - What do you collect?

Pops The Figurine Collector
Dennis “Pop” Ryan can hold history in the palm of his hand. He creates tiny figurines and uses them in historic scenes. His dioramas depict everything from the execution of an English king in the 1600s to World War II battles. Ryan sells some of his figurines for $4 apiece in the gift shop he runs at his RV park in New Mexico. But Pop tells a local paper most of his tiny people aren’t for sale

Napping Burglar - How do you wake him up?

Napping Burglar
Dennis Bannon was caught sleeping on the job. According to police, Bannon took a snooze after breaking into a central New Jersey home. The owner returned and found Bannon catching some zzz’s on the couch. Police say it took them several minutes to get Bannon to wake up. Bannon now faces a number of charges, including burglary and theft.

Man Plays Wrong Lottery Game And Wins $14.3 Million - How do you spend it?

Man Plays Wrong Lottery Game And Wins $14.3 Million
A Wisconsin man won the $14.3 million Megabucks pot, but was oblivious to his windfall for three days. The employees of the gas station where the winning ticket was sold wondered about who had scored the big payday and hoped it was one of their regulars, Napolean Elvord, a veteran in need of a kidney transplant. Employees even asked him if he was the big winner, and Napolean said it wasn’t. But when no one claimed the ticket, workers pressed him again, and it turns out that he had been looking at the wrong day’s results. “I think it was a mistake because I was trying to play the Powerball,” he said. Elvord is opting for a $10.2 million lump sum, or $6.87 million after taxes. He says he’ll take care of health insurance first and then move to his warmer home state of Texas.
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