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Who Knew? Fighting Is ‘What Redneck People Do’

Police in Palm City, Florida, said a man arrested for brawling with his son informed officers on the habits of rednecks. Police said that on November 20th Mark Thomas Wach got drunk in his yard and begin shooting his lawnmower. One of the bullets hit his 18-year-old son’s porch. Wach then begin shouting and complained that his son’s mother wasn’t paying child support. When the son managed to wrestle the gun away, Wach returned with a 12 gauge shotgun and started pointing it at his son. The son once again managed to wrestle the weapon away and called police. Police had to use a tazer on Wach three times to calm him down. Wach didn’t understand what the hubbub was all about, explaining to officers that “fighting is what redneck people do.” He was arrested and charged with aggravated domestic assault with a firearm and domestic battery.

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