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Wisconsin Professor Wins 2011 Bad Writing Contest

A sentence about slaughtered birds and memories took top honors yesterday in an annual bad writing contest. Sue Fondrie of Oshkosh, Wisconsin, won the 2011 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for her sentence comparing forgotten memories to dead sparrows. The contest asks writers to submit the worst possible opening sentences to imaginary novels. Fondrie wrote: “Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.” The University of Wisconsin professor’s 26-word sentence is the shortest grand prize winner in the contest’s 29-year history. Contest judges liked that Fondrie’s entry reminded them of the 1960s hit song “The Windmills of Your Mind,” which San Jose State University Prof. Scott Rice described as an image that “made no more sense then than it does now.” The contest is named after British author Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, whose 1830 novel “Paul Clifford” begins with the opening line “It was a dark and stormy night.”

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