Pastor At NASCAR Race Gives Thanks For ‘Smokin’ Hot Wife’

Pastor Joe Nelms likely had folks gathered at the NASCAR Federated Auto Parts 300 race looking around for his “smokin’ hot wife” after he thanked God for her during his pre-race invocation. Nelms, pastor of Family Baptist Church in nearby Lebanon, Tennessee, borrowed a little bit from the film “Talladega Nights” and from NASCAR legend Darrell Waltrip in his prayer before last weekend’s race. He thanked God for such things as “theses mighty machines that you’ve brought before us,” going on to cite the wonders of Dodges, Toyotas and Fords. Then he prayed for “Sunoco Racing Fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track.” But it was when he got to his family that he had fans and drivers peeing their pants. “Lord, I want to thank you for my smokin’ hot wife tonight, Lisa, my two children, Eli and Emma, or as we like to call them the Little E’s.” They he closed with, “In Jesus name, Boogity, Boogity, Boogity. Amen.”