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Naked Cowboy To Run For President

Well, we’ve heard it all now. After a short-lived run for mayor of New York last year, the famous Times Square Naked Cowboy has announced his candidacy for U.S. president in the 2012 election. Calling himself “a testament to America’s promise of individual liberty” and “an American success story,” Robert Burck told TMZ he plans to run on a strong conservative platform of fiscal responsibility, anti-immigration, and limited government. “Obama’s going down,” Burck said. The Naked Cowboy put on some clothes and cut off his long locks before making his announcement. He wrapped up his statement with, “I’m going to blow your minds.” We think he already has.

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