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Drunk Rescued After Chasing Goose Into River

Police in Wausau, Wisconsin, arrested an intoxicated man who plunged into the Wisconsin River while chasing a one-legged goose. The 40-year-old man took off his shirt and shoes Thursday afternoon and jumped into the frigid water. He was overcome by the cold water and had to be rescued by firefighters. He told officers he wanted to catch the bird and roast it. The man was arrested on an outstanding warrant for bail jumping.

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