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Police Blow Up Corn And Tuna

An unattended suitcase found at a park in suburban New York was blown up by police as a precaution last Thursday, although the bag’s contents turned out to be harmless. The bomb squad investigating a red suitcase discovered in Veterans Park in Nanuet, New York, took X-rays of the package. The X-ray showed three cylinders inside with something that looked like tools and wires. So they cleared the area and blew it up. A closer examination found the suspicious items were a can of corn and two cans of tuna. The tools were a can-opener and some pliers. “More than likely, some homeless guy lost his dinner,” one officer said.

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