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Man Steals $1,125 In Sex Enhancers

Pennsylvania police arrested a man accused of breaking into a convenience store and stealing $1,125 worth of sexual-performance enhancement products. Leola police said officers responded to a call about a burglary at a Stop N Go Mini Market at 2:49 a.m. Monday and discovered a front glass window had been broken and 63 packets of sexual-performance enhancement products had been stolen. “The packets have interesting names like Kaotic, Kryptonite, 8 Balls and Bangkok Chill,” police Lt. Todd Umstead said. “Many of them list ‘Horny Goat Weed Extract’ as an ingredient. You can’t make this up.” Robert Elmer Kieta, 29, was pulled over a short time later while driving a Ford Explorer, the same type of vehicle seen driving away from the scene. Police said his hand was bleeding and they noticed shards of safety glass and a hammer in the vehicle. A backpack in the SUV was found to contain the stolen products, police said. Kieta was arrested on a burglary charge and was jailed in lieu of $200,000 bail.

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