Lotion Freak

A man in Springfield, Massachusetts, tried to steal 75 bottles of body lotion by stuffing them in his pants. Chamil Guadarrama was apprehended last Wednesday at a Bath and Body Works in the Eastfield Mall after security officers watched him carry out his dastardly deed on surveillance video. However, Guadarrama had stuffed so many eight-ounce bottles of lotion in his trousers that he could barely walk, let alone run. Officers who arrested him said he wasn’t even able get into the police cruiser until some of the bottles were removed from his pants.