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Man Patents ‘Perfect Snowman’ Device

A New York state native living in Germany has obtained a U.S. patent for an invention designed to make creating snowmen easier. Marc Asperas, a patent lawyer with a background in engineering, said his beach ball-like spheres create “the perfect snowman” when a small generator gives them an electric charge, causing snow to cling to the surface of the spheres. “We have created the Internet. China is getting ready to send a person to the moon. And we invented Silly Putty, perhaps one of the all-time greatest inventions a big kid ever invented. Can’t somebody build a better snowman?” Asperas’ patent application reads. “Today is that day.”

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