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Bart Simpson Kidnapped

A Bart Simpson statue has been stolen from outside a Massachusetts restaurant. The three-foot tall, 75-pound ceramic statue sitting on a park bench outside Leggos in Holbrook disappeared on September 19th. Owner Astrit Gorezi said the statue, which was chained down, was a popular topic of conversation with customers, and he wants it back. Gorezi bought the statue a few months ago for a few hundred bucks. Police are investigating, but so far have no suspects.

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