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Burning Bagel Empties City Hall

An overdone bagel forced the evacuation of Portland’s City Hall in Oregon. The building was emptied for about 20 minutes yesterday morning while firefighters dealt with the burning bagel in the break-room of Mayor Sam Adam’s office. There’s no immediate word on who burned the bagel in the toaster oven or what type of bagel it was.

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