Hot Dog Council Calls Tiger Hot Dog Incident ‘Reprehensible’

The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council has declared an act of violence against Tiger Woods that involved a hot dog “reprehensible.” “The use of an iconic food in an act of violence against an iconic golfer like Tiger Woods is reprehensible – and a violation of hot dog etiquette. Some might call the thrower a ‘wiener,’ but we’d say that’s too high a compliment,” said Council President Janet Riley. “Hot dogs are meant to be enjoyed – not weaponized.”